Clown's Corner

Take a Football Entrance Exam
Car Acronyms
Click here to see how Windows 95 compares to Jesus
Find out the truth about Scooby Doo.
New training classes now available.
Notable Quotables
Knock Knock...
Learn new ways to annoy your roommate.
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A typical day of phone support.
A typical help desk log.
Another typical help desk log.
Learn several politically correct ways to describe the intellectually challenged.
Click here to see a list of actual (but wacky) bumper stickers.
The results are in for the 1997 Darwin Awards.
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer.
Top ten reasons your bank line is so long.
The top 12 things you don't want to hear from tech support.
Some tips to get you through the week:
The top 15 program synopses you'll never see in "TV Guide".
Stories, one-liners, and other general entertainment.
Drug dealers and software developers -- a shocking comparison.
What men really mean!